Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you with me right here in the center of my heart.

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Talk 2 me when I'm bored, kiss me when I'm sad, hug me when I cry, care 4 me when I die, love me when I'm still alive.

A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

You touched my heart and changed my life for the better.

Be on time! Never Keep a Date waiting. It  kills the morale and anxiety. So its best you keep time thou its also not advisable to be so early.

Dont bring flowers –its outdated. You may, however, bring a small but thoughtful gift. Also avoid inappropriate gifts like knickers, hankies etc

After the Date yesterday, dont text, just call. If she answers the phone, thank her/him for a great night and schedule a second date.

Talk less but make sense. You can crack a joke from the events of the previous meeting. Dont forget to compliment like I loved your dress/suit/outfit!

There is no need to be completely naked during sex- a little something hiding her boobs or pussy can be very arousing. It builds a sense of mystery!!!

If you want her cum, first build confidence in her. Confidence gives her courage to widen her legs and feel your dick with pleasure.

At the same time, run your index finger from his naval to his pubic hairline thus establish a connection between both lines, magnifying every sensation

A guys outer ear is also a vital part for stimulation. Brush your mouth against the rim of his ear, gliding your lips down to the lobe and then back up.

Tuulangaogibambye mu maasogeotandikeokuwewetaomusino. Jjukirantiabasajjabagalannyookulaba era

kinokyokkakijjamukyamulaalyokeakuweemboloyonna

Bwabaakununa, mugambeaddireolugaloolumualuteeke mu manamunda, wanoabeerengaemanaagiwewetanolulimikungulu ate ngamundaakikutuusako

Ngomukiragukirirabulungi mu mana, wembejjaamatakkogeoganyigireddalakumukira. Enkolaenoeyongeraebinonogo mu kaboozikekikulu

Ttuulamungeriyakisiramu(ngaamaguluogafunyiza) kubuliriobakuttaka. Wanoalyokeajjeagwetungekongagonnagwegolodde! Binyumakubaakwefumitirakoddala

This is your Cell Phone Operator. We just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find the mobile phone.

How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, protect her, listen to her, and support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.

Just because you are smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

Right now I am having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I have forgotten this before.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. A person who doesn't is a Fool Forever.

Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart.

Life is short! if you don't look around once in a while you might miss it.

A smile is a curve that can. Straighten out a lot of things.

To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the
world.

FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there!!

Be yourself, there are enough other people.

Don't frown; you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

Remember: Don't Insult the Crocodile till after you have crossed the river.